happy nude year....

greetings dressed & unrepressed nudists

off width the ole year of 'zero 8
on width the nude year of 'O nine

don't keep your shirt on
don't keep your britches on
.......like the ole zaying "we all are naked under our clothes"

eye would hate to get arrested for
decent exposure

why isn't one of the seven wonders of the world
the human body...........at least a woman's

it has been recorded that in families that all bath twogether
there aren't any rapes or sexual crimes

as eye believe it was the marquis de sade who zaid
"prudery is the most perverted of all greeds"
..........did he know what he was talkin' about

the unbarred bush years are nearly defunct/extinct/terminated
his guilt trip & anti-environmentalist daze are numbered
talk about double standards & hyperventilating hypocrisy

of course nudity is a metaphor for bearing one's soul
letting the true hidden personae be born
emerge into the reel world
like (i think it was)polly bergen who once quipp'd
-i don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't the truth-

maybe big brother won't be spyin' on us the next eight years
we can pull the zhades..........open the windows
let the fresh air in

reverse oscar wilde's line about
hangin' our klean klothes in public..........

well it is gettin' kloser to the bewitchin' midnight hour
it wil be champainless................pointedhatless&whistleless
no headache driving home for me at dawn
eye want to remember each moment
knot drown in me regrets

nude year resolutions............
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oh maybe watch more kult films..............spaghetti westerns
do more dishes than eye eat off of
do more batches of laundry
(((no man has ever been recorded being shot for scrubbin' dishes or
hangin' up klothes on the clothesline)))
go on more nature walkabouts....bikeabouts......
write more peoms & konfess more puns
try knot to wear any zuits or ties
zpend more tymne alone width the great ALONE
time to pop a cherry coke..........guzzle it down....chug-a-lug
toast to the best yet to arrived unscheduled......unpredicted.............unmedicated........unpremeditated

happiness is knowing eye might never be any happier than the happiness
eye'm experiencing right now
accepting the situation eye'm experiencing to the fullest

cheers..............a toast..............salute............thumbs up........bravo.....carry on

wrinkle sum sheets.........break sum bed springs......greatest pleasure
is in giving pleasure...............let-your-lover-take-your-breath-aweigh

till we meet in kyberspace anonymously again.................unkapturedkrazykoyotekountinkoup on zero-nineish

merry xmas & happy new year