grandchildren of the andorfklan

marcus & carissa

blayke & carissa

happy halloween

happytrickortreat holloweenie nite........&allsaints&sinntersdaze

here's a snapshot of my liddle grand daughter all dressed up
to charm & scare her grandparents
....must be payback for dressing up our kids when they were youngsters
but that is how memories are made
& great traditions are started

.........one thing about halloween
is it is near impossible to get arrested
and men can drive around looking like women
women like men
in any kind of monster or villain & be left alone
...why we all need halloween to be real
who are submerged/closet self really is
maybe a cartoon character
maybe count dracula
maybe alice cooper
maybe a stripper
maybe a transvestite
maybe a transformer
maybe darth vader
maybe a pregnant nun
maybe hillary clinton
maybe dick cheney....heavens forbid
maybe tigger

who do you want to be
if you never grow up..........
tonight is the night.........
........for saintlysinners&sinningsaints
,,,,,,,,line from my john lennon eulogy poem

& if he was ztill alive my grandpa andorf's birthday
born in 1889 eye believe
always a good night for his birthday party
he'd hire a local man to be the boogie man
& peek through the livingroom window
& scare frighten our hearts to sip-a-beat or two

yokesofthedaze......

What Did the Cannibal Say…

Q. What did the cannibal say when he came upon a sleeping missionary.

A. "Ah! breakfast in bed."

of course that reminds me of the olde klassic line by herman melville

i rather sleep with a sober cannibal
than a drunken christian

eye would zay there is a wee bit of saltwater truth in that line
you know what the cannibal will do to thee
but a drunken christian would be an opened ended proposition
then he might not remember a thing the next day

eye wonder often what the native people used to think
when the missionaries used to explain the eucharist or holy communion to 'em
when they were tasting the body&blood of christ
this is shown in great metaphorical symbolism in the movie
the other conquest(aztecs vs. spanishmissionaries)
out right now in video stores............been a long wait
to have it finally have english subtitles
better than chac :the rain god
the mission(with robert de niro)
apocalypto
aguirre, the wrath of god
emerald forest

if you haven't seen any of these modern cinematic treasures
like comparing coconuts & avocados & grapefruit
they are all mindbogglin'&mindexpandin' in their own right

interesting footnote
in the directors cut to the other conquest

it was mentioned that in the 15th century
that european thought was that indians didn't have souls
of course the indians would have answered that question
if posed to them..........the opposite way
since all earthly life form has souls
...for example few people think the earth is alive or has a spirit
until an earthquake............can shake up& move the earth rather quickly
or the wind&sky.........until you see & feel a hurricane or tornado comin' at ya
what is often heresy for one culture is total acceptance by another

of course my definition of religion
is not what you do for an hour on sunday
but what your deeds & accomplishments
are for those other 6 days a week........humanitarian efforts

my adopted meskwakie grandmother used to zay(paraphazing of course)
--the sabbath is not just on sunday but everyday of the week--
prayer should be attended to each & every day
not just performed in front of a congregation & clergy

there is an ancient question
on who does more for the world
....someone speaking in front of thousands
or someone praying alone on top of a hill

probably the only way to be in balance & at peace in today's world of fear & konfusion
peoples' hunger that hungers for more hunger ......that is never satisfied
tis not getting a fix or addicted to everything that is ungodly&unholy
............god is in the invisible( )details
full of serendipity & surprises & awakenings &..............................

may eye always be a bit theo-illogikal.............

the kontrarykultkoyote-ztill-unkaptured&unkorralled&unkaged&unkivilized

politikal kandidate update.....

check the following web site out
to see or feel what kandidate your leaning towards
all you do is answer a few questions & push the panicpolitikal button
very interesting.........

http://www.selectsmart.com/president/2008.html

just have to tell my election year yoke of the daze

why do demokrats make better sex partners
you ever hear of a good piece of elephant

don't bear ass me again............they lost in the last second
.........these 4 bear walls surround me
not beary funny..................wrong

da bears will be back......................

my supersweet gorgeouslybeautiful princess

oh she takes me breath away & leaves me breathless
my left eye sheds a tear & my right eye twinkles
with an abundance of released worshippinglaughter

quote of the daze about her.....
"the only thing worth stealing
is a kiss from a child"
-joe houldsworth

'n' eye'm a thief for her kisses

she is the gift that keeps on giving
& she hasn't said a single english or lakota or indonesian word yet
but speaks a language we all try to duplicate
in baby talk
bringing out the rural vernacular version of onomatopoeia
with bird & wild animal & jungle & yodelin' koyote sounds

thanxs destri for downloading her snapshots of precious innocent love
for me to share with friends & family
give me braggin' rights
she sure has a lot of andorf&mcdermott in her
see some resemblances of peterman too
oh & a wee bit of subakti

see my miss amerika soon...................grandpappyandorf

3 months old Princess C

Hi Grand-Pappy!! :)

mandatory things to do post hi skool or kollege or pre-death

"top things to do in iowa after graduating from high school"
eye dare anyone to add anything to it
come on now use your blurry imagination
scratch your reseeding hairline
travel deep in your aging heart anyway

here is the list..........
top things to do in ioway after graduation from high school

* have your picture taken beside the brandon frying pan

* journey to gunder ioway and devour a one pound gunder burger
(spell iowa like the indian tribe ioway)

* canoe the wapsipinicon river from central city to waubeek (gaze-at-the-columbines)

* dance at a meskwakie powwow and wolf down an indian taco

* go fishing without a hook ‘n’ see what you catch

* walk barefoot in the snow

* watch a midnight movie at a drive-in & steam up the windows

* smell the fragrance of a canadian thistle & wild rose & the catalpa tree

* date an amish girl & kiss an ex-nun (could be habit forming)

* take some out-of-state friends snipe hunting

*dance the twist to the beatles song “twist & shout”

* explore effigy mounds(leave a heartfelt gift to the indigenous spirits)

* attend an ioway county fair & eat cotton candy & a footlonghotdog

* watch the movie “rocky horror picture show” in costume (don't be a drag)

* let an ancient indian arrow point discover you

* hear&feel the muzik of buddy holly & the big bopper at the surf ballroom in clear lake

* watch the movies full metal jacket & born on the fourth of july before boot camp

*do the limbo & play co-ed twister

* write a book of poems about your life & experiences & loves in ioway

* play strip poker in reverse......never go skinny dipping with a bowlegged woman

* someday leave flowers on a cemetery grave in potter’s field or a county home or last resting place for patients that were incarcerated at a mental health

* study the colors of a scarlet tanager & listen to a whippoorwill & wear a hawk feather in your hair's plumage

* be ( ) invisible & travel unincoginito as much as possible

*climb a church steeple (on the inside) ‘n’ hear god ring the bells

* vote libertarian at least once & donate to the a.c.l.u. occasionally

* never forget where you came from & who you are

* 'n' remember james joyce's olde irish line...........lovelovestolovelove..........lovers

-michaelandorf

couple old zayings about "this world then the fireworks"
or "all this & heaven too"..........

recently received a e-female korrespondence
about a lady losing a close friend
.....would like to share with the kyberspace multitudes my
responsiveresponse.....


eye seem to lose one old friend or acquaintance per year
((((at this winding down & slow paced & sedimentary time of my life))))
usually for some odd or unreasonable reason
or cos of some philosophical ranting on politics or religion..........
must come with the unturmultuous territory....
.......................their lose is my narcissistic gain

as some unholyhollywoodstarlet once zaid
--i don't care what anybody says about me........
as long as it isn't the truth

couple quotes............
a false prophet assures & reassures
a prophet disturbs.....(uttered by a jewish rabbi eye think)

evil is not the opposite of good
it is the absence of good
-tony lang

the friendship that can cease has never been real
-st. jerome

distrust the person who tells you to distrust
-ella wheeler wilcox

eye have found out that for someone to really be upset
....one who completely severs a friendship
it usually goes much deeper than what broke the kinship up
they have had some other burr under their saddle
or bee buzzing in their proverbial bonnet

there is usually some past indifference or jealousy or buried vengeance
like the another zaying........
malice swallows half of its own poison .
......so one must not carry malice

........nuthing is ever as it seems...........

often blame is easier to point out in someone else than in one self
often the last thing we don't look in the reflective mirror to see within ourselves

if there isn't any blame or fault
then it is impossible to have a disagreement or an argument
but if there is............time for a verbalbattle.........on with a physicalwar.........

{anger is one letter short of danger}
{{good is one letter extra of god}}
that's all for ztill alive zenzational zenproof me............

........a true friend will always appreciate & recognize
what pseudo-friends don't&won't&can't........

pax vobiscum&poetically

theunkantankerousunkallousedunkorralledkoyote@whisperingwind&willows.kom