quotablequotes of the daze..........

always tell the truth then you don't have to remember what you said
-mark twain
(reminds me of the ole yoke.........
what does t-o spell............to
what does t-o-o spell..........too
what is the author's last name who wrote tom sawyer...........twain
say that all together..........to-too-twain
........when you get a liddle older eye will teach you how to say locomotive)

i felt like the world was a tuxedo
and i was a pair of brown shoes
-george gobel

telling a frozen fish that it is a hot waffle
does as much good as telling a hot waffle it is a frozen fish
-carl sandberg